kiss-my-sassyness:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

memecollection:

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kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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pleatedjeans:

life tip: pretend you’re a ghost to avoid paying tolls. via

ghostypower:

every time in math class 

orangetoothbrush:

A visual representation of me trying to make new friends